So apparently a picture of me smoking a cigar is causing disapproval from my family. Yes I smoke two maybe three celebratory cigars a year. Don’t like it? Suck my balls.


I really loved the conversation Mercedes and Rachel had at the end of last night’s episode.


Met the amazing Janet Mock tonight!

Met the amazing Janet Mock tonight!


Showed a picture of Jennifer Lawrence to my niece. I asked her if she thought Jen is pretty. “Yeah but you’re prettier.”


Happy 50th birthday mommy! I love you so much.

Happy 50th birthday mommy! I love you so much.


Trading in my red and white for navy and tan!


Don’t call my stupid, lazy child stupid!
All parents

The one time I get Rosie’s attention there’s a technology miscommunication.


zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via blackindiaink)


I really don’t care what your imaginary sky friend thinks about how I live my life.