If you don’t like the spice girls, you are wrong.


allthingslo:

rosie-girl:

etincelleux:

beboots:

hannahrhen:

dsudis:

riverlight82:

copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.
…
Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

Oh fuck… the last movie I watched was Snowpiercer. So I guess I have to be the one to nut the naked Emperor, get my friends killed, destroy the world as we know it, and die for the cause now. Um… you’re welcome?(@copperbadge, I blame you.) (Again.) (Still)

HAHAHAHAHA do documentaries count, because if so I’m John motherFucking Kennedy. (It was a very biased documentary.)

Haha I WIN. Snowpiercer, bitches. (If by “I win” you mean “you get to commit acts of inhumanity and then lead a revolution and discover the futility of toppling the existing power system and then destroying humanity,” and I do. So: on second thought: I lose. As, apparently, does humanity.) 

I am also Captain America! So whoever upthread there was Captain America, it’s cool, I’m taking up the shield now!

Where would you rather die—HERE, OR IN A JAEGER?!
Looks like it’s in a Jaeger! WOOT!

DRAGON RIDER AND CHIEF OF AN ISLAND OF VIKINGS

A+ me too! Co-chiefs, y/y?

I’m an FBI agent or a cop (either Sandra Bullock or Melissa McCarthy)

Chris McCandless. So, alone and dead in Alaska by age 24. Fuck.

Pretend to have sex with high school guys to make them popular…. I think that was Olive’s implied job.

allthingslo:

rosie-girl:

etincelleux:

beboots:

hannahrhen:

dsudis:

riverlight82:

copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.

Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

Oh fuck… the last movie I watched was Snowpiercer. So I guess I have to be the one to nut the naked Emperor, get my friends killed, destroy the world as we know it, and die for the cause now. Um… you’re welcome?
(@copperbadge, I blame you.) (Again.) (Still)

HAHAHAHAHA do documentaries count, because if so I’m John motherFucking Kennedy. (It was a very biased documentary.)

Haha I WIN. Snowpiercer, bitches. (If by “I win” you mean “you get to commit acts of inhumanity and then lead a revolution and discover the futility of toppling the existing power system and then destroying humanity,” and I do. So: on second thought: I lose. As, apparently, does humanity.) 

I am also Captain America! So whoever upthread there was Captain America, it’s cool, I’m taking up the shield now!

Where would you rather die—HERE, OR IN A JAEGER?!

Looks like it’s in a Jaeger! WOOT!

DRAGON RIDER AND CHIEF OF AN ISLAND OF VIKINGS

A+ me too! Co-chiefs, y/y?

I’m an FBI agent or a cop (either Sandra Bullock or Melissa McCarthy)

Chris McCandless. So, alone and dead in Alaska by age 24. Fuck.

Pretend to have sex with high school guys to make them popular…. I think that was Olive’s implied job.


What do I bring to a relationship? Burritos.




Why is it that people equate a major character death with a good love story?


Yesterday my manager told me I suggested I get high and think about how complex the human brain is and was humming along to the Miley Cyrus song he had stuck in his head. And people wonder why I love my entry level position in the service industry so much.


cartoonpolitics:

He has a good point. I think the cartoon refers to this story, an example of the everyday ignorance and Islamophobia that characterizes Fox ‘News’ ..

cartoonpolitics:

He has a good point. I think the cartoon refers to this story, an example of the everyday ignorance and Islamophobia that characterizes Fox ‘News’ ..

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My only issue with 5 hour energy is the after taste. The initial taste is fairly faithful to the advertised flavor, but after that it tastes like I was sucking on a pine cone.


I really like, the Internet
Emma Stone