"Jennifer Lawrence isn’t a good actress"
Kim. Wisconsin. 21.
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Oh yeah. My mom is a drug dealer.
She legally sells marijuana to consenting adults in certified stores she owns.
The best is why she became a drug dealer too. Oh man, lemme tell you how my mom became a drug dealer.
She watched one of her closest friends die of brain cancer. In the months before he died, he was in so much pain from all the treatments he had to go through that he just wanted it to be over. He couldn’t keep anything down he ate. But then he started eating edibles that have, insert astonished and horrified gasp here, marijuana. And he could eat again. Some of the excruciating pain he went through was relieved. It made his last couple months bearable of some sort.
So yeah. Guess what?
My mom saw all of this, and that’s why she opened her medical marijuana dispensaries. To help people. And even though I don’t smoke, I’ve personally seen the conditions marijuana can help with. My ex-girlfriend had such severe stomach problems she couldn’t eat often. She got down to a really unhealthy weight, and guess what helped? Smoking some weed. I worked as a receptionist in the dispensaries for a while. I saw tons of patients who shared their stories with me. Cancer patients, people with eating disorders, and people who were in constant pain from various conditions. And yeah weed couldn’t cure their problems. But it made their quality of life better. Shitty drug, right?
I’ll let you in on a little secret. What’s the definition of a drug dealer? A drug dealer is a “pusher: an unlicensed dealer in illegal drugs”.
1. My mom is licensed.
2. Marijuana is legal in Colorado.
My mom is an entrepreneur, a chef with her own TV show, the most caring person I’ve ever met, and a beautiful soul. So you can go fuck yourself for trying to diminish her in any way by mislabeling her as something so shitty as a drug dealer, you piece of shit.
|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.|